I was seducing shepherdesses when you weren’t a twinkle in your great-grandcestor’s eyes. I think I know what I’m doing.
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“I realized then what had happened.
She had turned us—all of us, except for Mouse—into great, gaunt, long-legged hounds.
“Wonderful!” Lea said, pirouetting upon one toe, laughing. “Come, children!” And she leapt off into the jungle, nimble and swift as a doe.
A bunch of us dogs stood around for a moment, just sort of staring at one another.
And Mouse said, in what sounded to me like perfectly understandable English, “That bitch.”
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AnonymousHells Bells, what is this?
‘Oooh, must be for me!’
Shut up, Bob.
“She frowned at me. “You need some rest. You look like hell. And you’re obviously tired enough to have gotten the giggles.”
“Wizards don’t giggle,” I said, hardly able to speak. “This is cackling.”
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Mr. Dresden, I know your time is valuable, but I must ask, have their been any recent movies you and your most distinguished skullorly compatriot have enjoyed lately?
AnonymousI don’t want a whole lot of movies lately, and it’s a little awkward to sneak Bob into a theater. We have done reward systems before though. Thinks like if he can avoid making a sexual innuendo for two whole weeks then I get him a book or take him to a movie. Things like that.
Recent movies we’ve enjoyed….
The Avengers.
:O Hey, Harry. Do you or Bob (or both of you, I guess) watch My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic? If so, what do you think your Cutie Marks would be? (Try to keep it family friendly, Bob.)
AnonymousMy Little Pony? Nope, I don’t watch it same thing with the reading don’t have much time to watch T.V. I know Bob doesn’t watch it, because I don’t let Bob around electronics like the Internet, he’s bad enough without the extra influence.
